Do you fear a zombie apocalypse? Does the thought of being unprotected from this imminent threat leave you quaking in your boots? Well never fear, for this British company has got you covered with ‘the world’s first and only certified* Zombie Proof Log Cabin’, and it can be yours for £69,995.
‘Get yours before they get you!’ the product description says, toying with would-be buyers’ fears of an I Am Legend-style dystopia. ‘The zombie apocalypse is coming…’
As The Telegraph reports, the ‘zombie fortification cabin’ appeared on the Tiger Log Cabins website and features, among other things, reinforced slit windows, walls and doors, a barbed wire surround, an arsenal storage unit for weaponry, and a garden section to home-grow vegetables.
You’ll have to dig deep, though, because installation will set you back a further £12,995 on top of the initial hefty price tag. (Delivery is free.)
Already reviews have appeared on the product’s page:
It also has a 10-year guarantee to guard you against the spectres, covering ‘voodoo zombies, brooks zombies, and fast infected zombies’. They do, however, ‘require medical evidence of the presence of a real zombie should you wish to claim under this guarantee’ – in case you needed further convincing that this product it legit.