‘Why are you putting on the heating?’ moans my Mother on a regular basis. ‘Do you think we’re made of money? Go put a sweater on!’
Once you’ve done that and you’re STILL cold, use the hand temperature gauge on the sweaters arm to prove to her you’re existing in an arctic environment, and that a quick half hour blast of the heater is a necessity. And just in case she doesn’t understand fahrenheit, it lists it in centigrade as well.
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