I bet you didn’t know God had a website… but he does, and he’s happy for you to chat about your sins to him on it, and most likely, he’ll forgive you too.
The site Father Net offers you a range of There are helpful references to the ten commandments in case you’ve forgotten them. “The 7th commandment states you shall not commit adultery” for example. But the messages are fairly mixed because it also throws up frankly confusing moral messages like “My son, You know what they say: incest is best!!!”.
We’ll leave it to you how you want to receive your absolution. But if you’ve got some sins and a sense of humour this is worth a little check.
We like the disclaimer at the bottom left.