Lib Dem voters have the most sex toys but what are they?
Liberal Democrat voters are more likely to own sex toys than either Labour or Conservative voters in the UK. They are also more likely to be bisexual according to a story in the Telegraph which mapped sexual preferences with political preferences.
The Tele said:
“Those kinky Lib Dems – a whopping 30 per cent own their very own sex toy, compared to just 22 and 24 per cent of Tory and Labour voters respectively. That said, three per cent of Conservatives “prefer not to say”, which is surely just being coy.”
Sadly they didn’t state which particular products the Liberal democrats prefer, so using our imagination we’ve come up with a few:
1. The Rampant Green Energy Rabbit – like a rampant rabbit, but inspired by the Liberal Democrats’ environmental policy. It’s green and very energetic.
2. The NH-Squeel – like the Squeel from love honey, this is big and complicated as sex toys go but should make you feel better in the end. Based on the Lib Dem health policy.
3. The Transporildo – a dildo helping you “get” to your “destination” more quickly, a bit like Liberal Democrat transport policy.
Err.. that’s probably enough of that now…
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Haha, nice satire.
like the Squeel from love honey, this is big and complicated as sex toys go but should make you feel better in the end. Based on the Lib Dem health policy.
Escuse me? Who the heck researches stuff like that? I guess Frankie Boyle was right when he said scientists have too much time on their hands.
I bet they had a good look around the bondara website! i bet it was more than 30%.
I bet they had a good look around the bondar website!
Who didn’t expect this? Solar powered dildos? Hydrogen powered dildos? If it’s all Green but a little BLUE then okay. Im all for renewable sex!