Belt buckle with added espionage

I'm not entirely convinced a camera built into an inconspicuously crafted belt buckle would be entirely useful to someone looking to carry out a bit of stealth-style espionage. But the creators of the Minox Digital Belt and Camera seem to think it will. I can't help but imagine a thrusting pelvis gyrating upwards to catch…

Top tips on recycling your gadgets

New gadgets for Christmas are great, but what to do with the gadget it has usurped? Anyone who's got an Old Mobile Phone drawer will be familiar with the problem, but worry not, as we're here to help. There's money making options, there's good recycling karma options, there's options for those with a crafty finger…

What not to buy me for Christmas

Zara Rabinowicz looks at the many presents that would have her running for the hills. There are many things I like in life. I enjoy gaming, alcohol and the odd bit of nineties pop music. But that doesn't mean I want a three disc CD collection of 80's choons, or a novelty drinks machine. No,…

jOG on with the Wii

Trying to make gamers fit can be a huge money spinner for the games companies, and everyone is trying to create the next Wii fit. Well jOG On seems like a possible contender to that throne as it's a cheaper alternative which requires you to keep moving to stay in the game. Simply attach this…

Strange/desperate man forgoes real women for a fembot

She has the kind of figure, women punish themselves to achieve (think Jessica Rabbit), she remembers your favourite drink and can have an orgasm on demand. She'll also be polite to your family (so no family rows about "your intentions with my son"), she'll work for 24 hours - so essentially until the batteries are…

Geek speak infiltrates everyday language

OMG, according to the Post Office's Telecoms branch, geek speak and techy slang terms are weaving their way into everyday life, confusing the hell out of people who aren't in the know. This is apparently down to the limited space and need for speed when texting. So if I was to say, OMG, I am…

Philips launches featherlight Essence TV

We first saw the set at IFA, and now, Philips has released their superlightweight Essence TV on the world. It's a reaction to the number of people terrified of mounting their set on the wall for fear of pulling down the entire house with its weight. It weighs just 16kg, mainly due to the fact…

Twittering in utero – it's the new Facebook page for your newborn

Tweetlet is a new service for expectant parents, which will send updates through Twitter from their foetus on its development. How deliciously weird. You put in your due date and you then receive key milestone tweets. Updates include "Blink! Wow - I can open and close my eyes now" and "I'm looking around now -…

Catch your kitty playing away with the Pets Eye View camera

Worried your cat is getting her treats from next door? That your puppy is secretly spending the time you're at work with the bad dogs down the road? You're crazy. Luckily though, you're crazy and we've got the perfect product for you. This Pets Eye View camera will take a picture every one, five or…

Don't feel SAD, feel energised with the Philips goLITE BLU

Does this time of year and the light deprivation make you emotionally imbalanced? Or perhaps you experience drowsiness, slow reactions, gain excess weight or have trouble sleeping? Want to eliminate those feelings of lethargy and lose those pounds? It doesn't promise anything (so basically don't expect a miracle), but the goLITE BLU is designed to…