Do you have three minutes that you’d like to spend idling on the internet doing something a bit pointless? Ever wondered what piece of furniture you’d be if you were a piece of furniture?
Finally someone has put the urge to time-waste together with the urge to imagine oneself as a piece of Swedish furniture and created: the Swedish Furniture Name Generator, decked out in Ikea’s blue and gold.
It seems a bit unsure as to whether Anna is a small commode or a table. Type your name in, it comes up with a Swedification of it and a line drawing of a piece of minimalist pine furniture. Great. Now, you know and we can go back to work.