Yes, seriously. OK, the Australian looking child and matching hat aren’t included, but $10 will get you a clip on solar fan that can be attached to your favourite baseball cap/trilby/turban.
It uses a mini photovaltic panel to power the mini fan, and should keep you slightly cooler- though your blushes may counteract that!
$10 from Gaiam [via 7 Gadgets]
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