I have bad news for you, lady. These wings don’t work. It’s no use looking up to the heavens, these things aren’t going to take you there. And don’t even get me started on what that dress has done to your boobs.
There is more uplifting news though. They will retract and extend seven times before you have to give them a chance to get their air pressure back. And you can pick the colour of your wing tips, to coordinate with the rest of your superhero outfit.
But, there’s bad news as well, because life is like that. There’s a price tag on these babies of $1,000. And for that amount of money, I’d want to be able to fly.