I don't have a goatee. You probably don't have a goatee. But perhaps your Dad does. Or your brother. Or the person who you're going to draw in four month's time when Secret Santa gifting rears its ugly head again. And then my friend, then you'll be thankful I brought this to your attention. This…

What would make Phil Collins cooler? Light-up drumsticks, that's what (a Cadbury's gorrilla homage to In The Air Tonight can only do so much). These drumsticks each pack an AAA battery, and light up whenever you strike them. There's also a rubber tip to minimise actual drum noise, making them ideal for your Rock Band…

Finally! Finally someone realised there are those of us out there who both want to pretend we're some 80's style DJ, whilst simultaneously being able to take phone calls on our *so 2008* phone. These cans feature an in-line microphone, which is something I've only ever seen in rubbish in-ear headphones. At $50, they're suspiciously…

More amo for those people who think Asus might have lost their way slightly since their triumphant Eee PC days. This is a prototype for the S101, which has been branded the "ultimate Eee PC". But rather than embracing the Eee PC's key selling points (i.e. its low cost) in this ultimate version, it seems…

The story goes thusly: John McCain made an advert accusing Obama of being interested in nothing more than becoming a celebrity like La Hilton (you can see a news report on it over the jump). But McCain wasn't banking on Paris having a few policies of her own. The advert below was her response, and…

Nikon launched a Big Daddy of a camera today, and paying no heed to the time/space continuum, he's already been there and checked it out. You can read Zara's full explanation of the camera here, but check out Dan's video for the full 'good lord, it's massive' experience below.

As a child, I decided that whilst actual music was good, my true love was in TV theme tunes (let's not go into what that said about me). I'd sit by the stereo, piping the TV audio feed through, ready to hit record on the tape at exactly the right moment. But now, the kids…

PC users, are you ready? Are you ready for GTA 4? Are you ready to play the game and not end up trying to copy the moves on some unsuspecting taxi driver? Good. Then we can begin. It's coming on the 21st of November, and there will be certain modifications made for PC users, such…

There are lots of people out there holding out for the Blackberry Bold, and T-Mobile have some news for them. They're the first to announce they'll be carrying it, with stock arriving in September (chances are it'll be carried on most networks though). It's a good looking phone, with WiFi, HSDPA and GPS. The trackball…

Hubba hubba. Drool. <3. Etc. Etc. Stick a chocolatey brown paint job on something and you've got a sale from me, my friend. This the T77, which comes in pink, silver, black, green and brown. You can see the 3-inch touchscreen there in the green version, and it also packs 10 megapixels and a 4x…