Hi, I'm Sysji. I'm an uncomfortable-looking but affordable chair, perfect for the first time home buyer. And who are you? Nice to meet you, Geargi, what a practical flat-pack table you are.
There's is literally minutes of fun to be had on this IKEA name generator. When you've generated all the Web 2.0 company names you can and have come up with 73 ways of creating your porn star name, what's left but the Swedish furniture option?
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Svenby the desk! A pretty ugly desk, I might add. I wouldn't buy myself.
Funny. We can always count on the Swedish to come up with wacky, awesome ideas. Love Ikea. I go there at least once a quarter just to keep in touch with what new and engaging designs they have.
Don't worry - I wouldn't sit on me. So to speak...
And if you're buying IKEA baby furniture, you may as well generate a cool celebrity baby name here:
http://www.generatorland.com/generators/celebrity_baby_name_generator_gl.php
I nominate http://dogswithcones.com for your consideration!