The Love Trainer tells you when the love making will begin

A unisex sex enhancer is something that I don't *ever* want to use or see for that matter. It just sounds like it should fall into the same category as *shudder* Viagra or those unisex pills for people who've lost their mojo (generally those of an older generation). It just doesn't sound sexy in the…

The Cuckoo Watch makes the time pass entertainingly

Maybe you're more of a worker bee then I am, but sometimes I find myself longingly gazing at the clock, wondering when it will be time to go home. Well this watch will make it abundantly clear just how fast the time is going, as every hour a cuckoo icon appears above the clock face.…

Take a laser, an Eee PC and a Mario lover and what do you get?

Is turning the cover of your PC into a Super Mario shrine what you'd call dedication? No, let me rephrase that... is employing dangerous lasers (that could take out parts of your body at any time) to emboss the Gameboy version of Super Mario Land onto your laptop, really what you'd call dedication? I think…

LooTube: Tube toilet map knows all the station hotspots to take a leak

Hands up who's been trapped in a tube station, then after what feels like hours of playing the waiting game (they say 7 minutes but it's really like 11), you suddenly have the insistent urge to relieve yourself. The only problem... you're at a station that doesn't possess any toilet facilities (other than odorous urine…

Panasonic DMC-FX40: a normal's review

Hello, I'm Stuart, editor of My Chemical Toilet, and I've volunteered to write this post about one of five Panasonic cameras whose details reached Susi yesterday. She couldn't face even reading the press releases, so we did a little switcheroo - you can read her music-related post here. Now, the Panasonic DMC-FX40. I might be…

Get wood for your MacBook Pro

Macbook's don't grow on trees, but this wooden slip case did at some point and has now been beautifully crafted and transformed into this wooden encasing for your beloved Apple Macbook. They're not as basic as they look, the wooden slip cases are lined with leather and feature magnetic enclosures to keep your precious equipment…

Toshiba add two 1080p camcorders to their Camileo range

Pocket camcorders are all the rage nowadays, with everyone getting in on the act. Whether it's a budget one or a high end recording device you're after, there's something out there to suit you. And Toshiba have just made your choices even more difficult by releasing two new models. Let's welcome the H20 and P30…

Firefox Mobile coming to Windows mobile next week

According to some very important internal Mozilla documents, that were possibly accidentally or intentionally leaked, or potentially stolen and put online, Firefox Mobile (almost everyone's favourite web browser) will be gracing Windows Mobile with its presence next month. And there's not just one version, there's two - one for non-touchscreen users and a version for…

Access to Gmail available when you're offline

Gmail, the best known, best used and best overall (this may not be entirely without bias) of webmail services is going offline. Kinda. Specifically, Gmail users will now be able to access their inbox from their desktop, without needing to be connected to the internet. It's a new feature in Google Labs, and it works…