CJ7 – The ever so randomly shaped MP3 player

Ok, are we just making gadgets for the sake of it now? My first impressions were, WTF is this? Following an actual reading of its specs as opposed to just trying to hazard a guess, it turns out it's an MP3 player with built-in speakers! *And* get this... it's supposed to be a dog! Other…

The JoJo massager is far naughtier than it looks

The name JoJo summons up images of Louisa Alcott's heroine frolicking in the grass, and affectionate names you might give your cat/girlfriend. Well this JoJo takes note of those terms and ups the ante, as this innocuous looking pink device is actually a.. FIND OUT AFTER THE JUMP! (more…)

The Breastlight lets you check your boobs with ease

We all know we should be checking our breast regularly for lumps and bumps, but how many of you actually do? And when you do, are you sure you're doing it correctly? Well the breastlight aims to make sure you have no doubts about what shape your breast are in, and it does so by…

Win! Win! Win! Gadget Show Live 2009 tickets!!!

Last week, we told you that your dreams of attending the Gadget Show Live 2009 were shattered, as all the tickets have been snapped up by gadget enthusiasts. We also told you Dan had a few in his top drawer to give away in exchange for the correct answer to a question. Well boys and…

The camera posing as a 35mm roll of film

It's been a few years since I've seen one of these old skool beauts, but it's not a roll of camera film in the traditional sense. No, this oversized 35mm film has been pimped up to pack camera capabilities. How capable it is as a camera I don't know, as its spec information appears to…

Extend your man bits and get the Male Edge

I'm a little concerned. There's a few things wrong with this sexual tool, otherwise known as a penis extender. For a start, it *so* does not look like a piece of sexual apparatus - it looks like a sealant tube frame. Secondly, it looks like it'll hurt whosoever foolishly puts their genitalia inside its jaws.…

Gaming Review: Cooking Mama 2: World Kitchen on the Wii

Lise Smith review the latest Cooking Mama game. Mama's back in this second helping of Nintendo's kitchen-themed wagglefest, offering 51 new recipes from around the world with a side order of new 3D graphics. The game concept is simplicity itself - learn recipes with Mama, earning medals and unlocking new dishes, and then use your…

Shiny Preview: The HP dv2 Entertainment notebook

The HP dv2 notebook was on show at CES 2009, but with all the chaos going on we didn't pay it much attention. Today we got to glimpse its sleek shiny curves just before it goes on sale, and are pretty impressed. See after the jump for more info. (more…)

Shoot up that data with the USB syringe

When USB storage and syringes combine, you must expect certain references to illegal paraphernalia. Then again, you could contrast the heavy data flow people use with Internet addiction, leading onto.. yes, you get the puncture picture. I you'd like a USB drive that will have your Mum straight on the phone to Talk To Frank…