1 We know you love the iPhone 5, but we know you want it with a much bigger screen so the 5S now has a whopping five inch display.
2 The iPhone 5C will retail for much less than other iPhones, and won't in any way cost the same as an iPhone 4
3 One more thing - here's the Apple iWatch
4 And the new iPhone 5S now touts the best smartphone camera available
5 With the 5S's Full HD screen and faster processor we are playing catch up
And a bonus depending on how the evening goes
6 Our share price has once again hit new heights