There are all kinds of reasons people don't purchase an iPad, maybe it's too expensive, maybe you can't justify it with that iPhone and iMac, maybe you don't trust your kids will look after it properly, maybe it's just far too satanic. Uh what?
No no, it's not a joke (we really REALLY hope it is), according to Jezebel online retailer Family Christian has decided to launch its own tablet packed full of moral, wholesome goodness, called Edifi.
Edifi (which totally sounds like a product that'll leave your toilet sparkling, right?) has tonnes of "family-friendly" features, no not ways for your children to learn all about the history of the world, other cultures and cool ways to connect with people across the globe, but the chance to have all kinds of good, clean fun with Christian-approved apps, Christian internet radio and the Family Christian reader app too.
Let's look past the fact this is actually being marketed as a "Family Christian Tablet" (again, is this real?) and ask what makes other tablets just so immoral and filthy that we needed a separate one?
I guess we should talk about the tablet's specs a little too, it's got a 7" touchscreen, has 8G of memory and full HD support, nope, we just can't....
PLEASE TELL US THIS DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. PLEASE.