Ten Valentine day Gifts to get you dumped - Fudge, the singing iPod bear
Fudge the Singing Dancing Bear, £19.99 from Expansys. I don't know what this gift would mean if I got it- perhaps some idiot thinking my predilection for teddy bears and tunes should be combined? Add that to the fact that he's not very cuddly looking and dances, and it's a gift more suitable for a five year old than the women of your dreams.









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