I could see that Borat, Stiffler and uh, no one else really could be fans of the Counting cock ring, also known as the 'penisometer'. This pink rubbery ring helpfully lets you know how many times you've done the dirty with your partner in a session (or yourself perhaps?) Basically you're look at a pink rubber ring with a counter attached- which the manufacturers say will measure your BPM.
In this case BPM tastefully stands for Bonks per minute, but hey, such is life. The equivalent of a pedometer for the penis, I can see this appealing to show offs and fans of Viagra
£9.99 from Love Honey
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