Its been a long time since I queued to sit on Santa's knee but the memory remains crystal clear. Long queues littered with chewing gum and shiny debris, all to speak with a portly man with a body odour problem. No wonder parents view his cosy chair with despair- braving the shops is bad enough, but visiting Santa just involves even extra cost for little reward.
Well Paltalk may have the answer with a chatroom dedicated to those who can't (or don't want to) visit Santa's grotto.
They've set up an online Santa workshop room, where you can chat to him via webcam and ask for all sorts of expensive toys. If you don't have a webcam don't worry, as he'll also reply to IM chats. There are 8 Santa's hired this year, so I guess they're working on rotation and they can cope with 5000 in the chat room ant any time. That may be equally frustrating though, as you'll get a virtual queue. At least you don't have to pay for the 'novelty' photo.
Check it out at Paltalk [via LA Times]
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Hello I Just Want To Say My Little Brother Is Lookin Forward To Christmas So Much He Is Only 6 And I Think He Will Really Enjoy It He Loves Santa Caluse And He Is Always In The Christmas Spirit x
i would like for christmas a phone. me and my sister loves it when you come round my street it is really fun.
hi santa can i have a quard please
hi santa
hey santa whats happening up at the north pole
hello santa
hi santa merry christmas if u send me a letter i wood love that
my adress is 92 tracy park carick on suir love shanley by
hello do you no how many brothers and sisters do i have
i would like skates and a camera...im a very good girl..
Hello, Santa. I would like to know how to become an elf. My friends and I need your help- we don't know what to do. Please send instructions to my email.Thanks
hi been good
umm do you people know that santa ins'nt real?
Emillie you shoudent say that beause there are littler kids on here and by saying that you can hurt there feelings so just dont say any thing like that
hello santa can i have a dool for christmas please i have been a good girl love yaaa
HELLO IM CALLED KATIE