Geeky nutcrackers part II (does that make this a regular feature?): Star Wars

We practice fairness here at Shiny Shiny, so couldn't possibly write about Star Trek nutcrackers without giving the 'Wars a bite of the cherry. On first glance, you'd think they totally p0wn the Star Trek folks - Darth is toting a vinyl cape, R2D2 hides his nutcracking equipment under his anterior louvered vents and Yoda just looks bad ass.

But, the last sentence ruins it for everyone: "Non-functional, they are for decorative purposes only". Nutcrackers that can't crack nuts? That's just an action figure.

And 99.95?? Really? True.