Dear Philips,
Welcome to the world of sex toys! We're... surprised to see you here, but we're very inclusive and we're sure you'll slip right in (you got the memo about double entendres, right?).
We're massive fans of your toothbrushes, and your mood lighting makes us melt, so you've got all the key components for this top secret 'marital aid'. We'll even applaud your plans to appeal to established, 35+ couples, who apparently find the 'smutty' Rampant Rabbit approach a little frightening.
So far, you've not revealed much. It's a 'Warm Intimate Massage' which will gently vibrate, and be designed to be non-penetrative. In fact, it comes in a double or single version, according to how many people you go to bed with at a time. Sounds tingly.
Well Philips, you've surprised us, we'll admit. Can you move gracefully from HD TVs to naughty toys? We'll let you know.
Love,
Shiny Shiny (experts in this particular area)
[via Tech Digest]
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Respectable? What fun is that?
Doesn't the saying go 'respectability is in the eye of the beholder' or something?
Curious. Can't wait to learn more about the kind of products Phillips plans to release!