Happy Laura and Naughty Raymond kawaii-up the Philips Active Crystal range

These are so different from the previous Philips Active Crystals range, which was all hearts and diamonds, it's difficult to imagine them coming from the same company. If they were designed for your younger sister, these are designed for you and your robot loving best friend.

There's Naughty Raymond and Happy Laura, although Happy Laura appears to have some kind of head/neck/body issue. Happy times. They're each 2GB, and cost 150 euros.

Swarovski [via Engadget]

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