Slydial gets you out of the sticky dumping dilemma

Slydial is awful. And also? Dreadful. Probably immoral as well.

It's a service where you can bypass a person's phone and get connected straight to their voicemail. Whilst the creators claim it's perfect if you don't want to bother anyone, it's got a far more obvious purpose - dumping.

And I, for one, welcome it.

Awful, dreadful and immoral am I. I'm a big fan of ending relationships through text, email or voicemail - anything to avoid that awkward conversation. I maintain that neither party actually *wants* to deconstruct the breakdown of a relationship, and I can generally fit everything I need to explain in 150 characters or less. Smooth, no?

Sadly, it's currently only available in the US, but is free for you lucky commitmentphobes on the right side of the Atlantic. Here in the UK we'll just have to wait til we know they're out of a signal area.

Check it out here.