Why send your kids to Summer Camp when they can geek out at Apple Camp instead?

Over these long summer months, far too many women are driven insane by their young, bored children who are off school for Summer Break. Some send their kids to camp in the forest and learn how to tie knots (and other boring crap), some let them sit in front of the television and watch various soap operas and hours and hours of Dora The Explorer. However, this year, why not send your child to Apple Camp? Apple encourages you to sign your children up for their Apple Camp workshops where your spawn will learn to:

"Make a movie. Compose a song. Create a slideshow. And show it all off to the world. Apple Camp is a great opportunity for kids to participate in hands-on workshops, have fun, and learn how to do cool stuff on a Mac. With a trusty Mac, imagination, and Apple Camp, there's no telling what you can create."

Now doesn't that sound better than making your kid learn how to kayak? Kayaking is dangerous and involves physical activity. Why do that to them?

[via GeekSugar]