Which Big Brother 9 Contestant would like the Handjob Machine ( I'm betting on Dale)

Now I realize this device falls under the toys for boys category, but it's so bizarre to look at I simply had to share it with you. And if anyone you know own this, I'd suggest avoiding them with a barge pole. The hand job machine apparently replicates the feel of a real handjob, and surprise, surprise, it was made in Japan!

It's 14 inches in length and can reach all the intimate areas, and I reckon it would be perfect for BB contenders who will soon be sex starved alcoholics. I'm betting Dale would give it ago, after all, he has said he won't settle for less than a 100% hottie, and this machine delivers 90-180 stroke a minute, so it's pretty powerful. I wonder what challenge Big Brother would use this machine for....

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