Robotic USB key will never be human : Shiny Shiny

This USB drive has inspired feelings of melancholy in me that no other computer peripheral has ever inspired. Look at the robot - he looks like he's clasping his head in his hands, at a complete loss to understand these humans who keep behaving in ways that defy common sense and logic. He knows he'll never feel joy, pain, sadness or fear, and whilst he knows that makes scientific sense, he can't help but feel some inexplicable gap as a result.