Ramsey's Rabbit would cook Gordon's goose

I suppose one of the side effects of fame is that people start attaching your name to all sorts of rubbish. Take Ms Hilton for example - she's been plastered all over perfume bottles, books and novelty toys, no, wait, she actually signed up for that. Ahh. Well, a downside of celebrity for some people is that your name is no longer your own property and I think Gordon Ramsey would be quite justified in this instance to go with his trademark saying of 'F**k!'

The Ramsey rabbit is waterproof, so could handle all the heat and condensation that you get in a busy kitchen, as well as being created from recyclable medical grade, hypo-allergenic material, to stop him irritating in any way (hopefully). He's only 4 inches long, but what he lacks in size he makes up for in vibrations, containing a miniature R80 bullet to really reach those hot spots.

£16.99 from LoveHoney

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