Boom! You brush your teeth. Pow, pow, pow! You run down the stairs and slam the door. Waaaah! You miss the bus. Such is the soundtrack which could now punctuate your previously average life, thanks to this t-shirt.
It's got a full functional front speaker and a remote for your pocket, which controls 13 music themes and 11 sound effects. My personal favourites are the 'sexy time' and 'sad accident' theme.
It could be yours for only $39.99, from the always reliable Think Geek.
Get it here.
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