I don't know about you girls, but I find it so difficult to resist the lure of chocolate and cakes and fizzy drinks and wine in my quest for attaining that perfect size 0 body. Sometimes I just give in, gorging on the stuff, rubbing it in my hair and smearing it all over my face. Then comes the self hatred. Huh! Us women are so silly sometimes!
Well, thank god for the diet decision maker.
This handy little device is cunningly disguised as a Cherry Bakewell (because that's one of those Fat Foods) which you can stick on the fridge. When you start to give into temptation, you can press the button to hear one of five inspirational rhymes: 'Naughty pickers wear big knickers', 'A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips', 'When the diet gets tough, the tough get chocolate', 'A carrot cake does not count in your five a day!' and 'Those who indulge bulge'.
Personally, I'd go for a sixth rhyme as well: 'Those that buy this kind of crap will never feel happy with themselves, but instead, will always feel not thin enough, not pretty enough and not good enough'. Oh shite, that doesn't rhyme, does it?
£4.99 here. But don't you dare.
Amen! If I needed that kind of encouragement I'd call my grandmother.