Yech! My eyes! The Royal Mess Castle clock, phone and lamp

And you thought Custom Phones couldn't sink any lower than the freaky angel...

I actually think this is worse. True, it doesn't have the death mask / Chucky vibe going on, but it crams in so many features it's not just ugly but impractical too. I want to be able to pick up my clock and wave it near my eyes because I'm hopelessly myopic, and I also don't want a phone I can't switch off right next to my bed. So why not have both, plus a lamp, and then slap on a layer of fugly to complete the travesty of design and affront to taste? You can even spend $69 for the privilege of owning such a masterpiece, choosing between blue-grey or goldtone. Mmmmm.

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