They're earphones with cable tidies, but Swarovskified against a white or black background. It's an adjective if I say it is.
There's a lot of colourful tat bling on these $50 earphones, but at least they do something useful and tuck neatly away without getting in a tangled mess. Then again, there are plenty of earphones that do that without being multicoloured. Still, as Guardian of the Grim, Custodian of the Crystal and Pessimist Poster of the Pink, I deem that we cannot hide from such things and must embrace the fact that some women (and men) like sparkling alarmingly.
Swarovski Crystal Retractable Earphones [via Geeksugar]
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