Phoenix vibrator gets its warmth from the flames

Nope, you're right. That header didn't really make sense. It's mainly because Zara normally writes these 'naughty toys' stories, and I'm all of a fluster...

Anyway, the gist is there. This is a vibrator which is initially cool and... floppy, but becomes warm and rigid when you click a disc within. No parallels to be drawn there then. I assume it's the same technology as the pocket warmers I used to get packed off to school with in the winter, but put to a slightly more adult effect.

There's the usual sex toy gubbins regarding AA batteries and a choice of colours. And can I just say, normal naughty toys service will be resumed when Zara returns next week, where she won't be using the word 'gubbins' in regards to matters of the sexual persuasion.

Get it here for £65

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