I promise I'm not going to turn this spot into a weekly rehashing of The Apprentice, but if you watched the first one this week you will no doubt to be desperate to watch some more of the first firee, Nicholas de Lacy- Brown (he apparently added the 'de' in because he thought it would bring a certain element of wank je ne c'est pas). Here's some choice clips of him acting like a complete tit.
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The video has been removed...
Are you sure? It seems to be working ok for me. It's directly from the BBC, so it shouldn't be a copyright issue...
Alan's face was classic :P
He is wearing more makeup than I've ever worn in my life, I swear.