
There's a seemingly endless stream of people offering alternative uses for your spare USB ports. Presumably this is because they never use things like memory sticks, Bluetooth keyboard receivers and iPod cables, and have found some alternative way of transferring data. Lucky them.
If you're one of the lucky ones, you might want to look into this USB Whack It desk toy. Reminiscent of those arcade games my father used to dump me in front of on rainy days, it's the perfect antidote to the overwhelming urge to repeatedly kick your colleagues in the shins.
Product page: £9.95 from Alt-gifts
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