Bears are everywhere at the moment, covered in roses, clutching chocolate, and looking slightly dog geared on the shelves at Clinton's. Whilst not the most imaginative of presents, soft toys are a reliably fail safe option as no one can get to upset by a teddy.. till now! This cute bear may seem standard enough but press his paw and rather than giving you sweet nothings he'll come out with such gems as '"Eat sh*t and die, mother f*cker!" and "Nobody loves you, everybody hates you, go f*ck yourself!" Hey, honesty is a virtue right?
$17.99 from Entertainment Earth
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