The day of pointlessness is almost upon us; lazy partners can use it as their excuse to be less crap one day a year and secure couples and singletons can blithely ignore it. Still, spare a thought for the inhabitants of a more virtual world...
Crafty Crafty's Abi points out that Luigi has watched Mario get the girl every time for over 20 years, so this year you can watch him get his revenge in this little bit of geek craft cross-stitch that's currently being auctioned on eBay. "Bitter Luigi" takes a swipe at a passing tortoise while watching Mario get up close and personal with Princess Peach for the millionth time.
Bitter Luigi (eBay) [via Crafty Crafty]
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It's a cute idea but that's not actually Luigi - it's just Mario coloured green!