SpongeBob wants to get into your pants and make beautiful music with you. At least according to the packaging for this Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer. It plays the show's theme tune whilst tracking your temperature and is suitable for oral, underarm and rectal use. Just, please, decide on one and stick to it.
Yes, it's vastly more appropriate than the Hello Kitty Vibrator, and yes, with babies it's maybe the only way to measure their temperature, but still, when you involve bottoms in something it automatically makes everyone smirk. Bottoms! See?
Musical SpongeBob Digital Thermometer [via Gizmodo]
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