Phew! You would not believe the (surprisingly well-mannered) scrum to get near one of these for a couple of minutes, but at least you're spared having to look at me on camera and just get a full minute of this skinny, sexy minx in all her glory. It really is the most ridiculously desirable machine... oh, blah, blah, blah drool, just take a look! Pictures after the jump, too.



Impressions:
- Ridiculously light
- Keypad feels normal and usable (looks slightly odd, but in a nice way)
- Touchpad smooth as ice
- Backlit LED screen beautifully bright and not as small as you might think
- Totally covetable (as if you didn't know)
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PS You forgot to add: sealed unit - cannot replace battery or hard drive; just one USB; no ethernet port; need to haul around a butt-load of equipment to get powered up and have full functions (not everywhere has wi-fi, Bluetooth).
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