Ahh, tis January, the month of restraint, detox, and empty pockets. No doubt a bottle opener will be a really pointless gift right now, as the leftover bottles of wine in the fridge will be hibernating, till, oh, most likely the weekend, Yep, we're really not too good at being teetotal now are we? Still, if anything can put you off your bevy (other than the stonking hangover) it would be the dulcet tones of the Moaner Lisa opener, giving it her all, as the top pops off. Yes. Ohhh yes.
£4.99 from Cocktail Equipment
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I can't believe you actually featured this. It's been all over the feminist blogs today. It's appalling.