Stuart over at Tech Digest knows his fan-people, if only because he's spent a lot of time with Kat. He's put together a list of the ultimate fan-person signs, as well as managing to use the phrase 'hot'n'nasty'. Tough work? Here are our favourite ways, but for the full article click here.
- No matter what the fancy-dress party theme is, even if it's pirates, or tarts'n'vicars, always dress up as Mario. Then come up with a plausible reason why.
- Actually pay £2,028 for a solid-state MacBook Air.
- Call your firstborn Zune, your secondborn Xbox, and your thirdborn WindowsMediaDRM. Don't call any children TabletPC or SmartDisplay though. That'd just be cruel.
And for the h'n'n reference, click over the jump. I'm not going to inflict it on everyone - it's your choice...
- Insist on only making love to a looped version of the Nokia Tune. You're allowed to switch to the polyphonic version when things get hot'n'nasty.
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