There's nothing subtle about this one. Carry this bag, and not only will people know that you're a die hard gamer, but also that you're old enough to remember when games consoles didn't come with high definition goodness.
It's got a padded inside compartment, as well as padded straps, which means it'll look perfect with your geek chic braces and pocket protector. There's also three external pockets, which are just crying out to be filled with calculators, spare pencil leads and Battleship Galactica boxsets.
$40 from 80s Tees [via Fashionably Geek]
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