The idea behind this pimped up piece of kit is that it will transform (geddit?) the skills of your little ones into those of a super computer. Say goodbye to poor maths skills, terrible spelling and memory issues, and say hello to 6 learning zones with 36 fun activities including Hangman, Word Jumble and Snake. Optimus can be programmed with your name, school spelling lists and maths homework, and before you know it you'll be top of the class. Warning: Social skills not included.
$29.99 from Etoys [via Geek Alerts/]
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