Presumably if you need to hear recorded sounds of female pleasure on a regular basis, you're not hearing the real sounds. This could mean one of a few things. Perhaps things have gone stale and you need help from a naughty toy. Perhaps you need to relax, ask some questions and pick up a few tips. Or it's possible you're just terminally worrying. If you're thinking about buying this clock, I'm fairly certain that drops you straight in the final category. Especially as I somehow doubt that there's any woman that makes exactly the same noises every time unless she's given up even faking it properly.
£12.99 to advertise to your household / neighbours that you will never have a real woman. Bargain.
Orgasmo Clock [via Gizmodo]
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