The inferno alarm clock wakes you up in an infernal manner

You know how it is, your eyes peer up groggily in the morning to the sound of annoying beeps, and you look out the window at the gray landscape and sigh, when suddenly the bed starts shaking. You hug your teddy to your chest as your whole world rocks, and wonder if this is finally the end, as 113 decibels of power shriek into your ear. No, it's not some nuclear explosion, it's the inferno bed shaking alarm clock, which wakes you via vibrations and noise. I can't think of a worse way to start a morning, but I suppose once you've recovered from the initial shock the rest of the day has to be good by comparison.

$99 from Bim Bam Banana

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