When I first read the "Onion Action Goggles" headline on Gizmodiva, my thoughts went to hilarious satirical website The Onion. But no! These are more on the Nigella Lawson line, being designed to protect your peepers from teary allium-chopping. They've got anti-fog lenses and foam padding to block out the marauding odours, although I think they'd probably look a bit crap over my usual specs. Still, I like the Lulu Guiness cats-eye shape.
And they're pink! Who doesn't love pink? Well, me, but still, even though I'm always right I can't speak for everyone - or so they tell me. $20 (£10).
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They won't work. You getting teary-eyed from chopping onions by inhaling the onion vapors.
Ah, Lynn... when did being blatantly daft ever stop these people?!
Alex