The Guru Watch is 82 LED lights of cool

I could see Keanu wearing a gizmo like this in the matrix as he effortlessly jumps from building to building, stopping only to consult his personal guru.No it's not Morpheus it's the Guru, the only watch you can get which runs through a hypnotic light display before telling you the time. (OK, I lie, the Tokyo Flash watches do that too) . This does mean that his enemies catch up to him before he's checked he's late for a date with Trinity. No worries, he'll just deafen them with the watch alarm before blinding them by reflecting the stainless steel fascia off the sun, then pushing them off the skyscraper. Sorted.

£99 from I want One of Those

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