Face it, your mobile is simply too small. Clutched in your massive manicured paw, it's making you feel like Godzilla's second cousin produced offspring with King Kong's nanny. You need something that makes you feel like a dainty little lady again - the ThinkGeek Bluetooth Retro Handset. Just sync up with your mobile and you can chatter away to wireless nothingness while slugging bourbon and nuzzling your fedora on your brow. Compatible with Bluetooth 1.0, 1.1 and 1.2, it allows you to make and receive calls and operates in a 30' range of your mobile. (Mobile not included - surprise.) A delightfully modest $35. [Camille]
ThinkGeek Bluetooth Retro Handset
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