This is just a warm up for International Talk Like A Pirate Day, which is mere twelve days away! You can have all the fun of parrot-ownership including a parrot which actually kisses you (should you be freakish enough to desire this) without any of the downsides. No mess, no uninvited squawking and definitely no feathery, musky bird smell.
The fluffy Interactive Parrot uses voice recognition to record and repeat what you say to it and has pre-programmed responses to certain phrases such as "are you hungry?". You can also programme it to spew out phrases at random. For some reason I'm imagining a very 40s English parrot shrieking "More tea vicar?" at this point. Don't ask. Anyway, it can also bob its head, flap its wings, coo and even pucker up when you place your lips on its beak. To add to the parrot illusion, it nibbles on a plastic cracker. It dances to music and finally goes to sleep when you say "good night" or turn the lights down.
$79.95 from Hammacher Schlemmer
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