Mpion Pimple Player cures acne? : Shiny Shiny

Tune your pimply mug into a smooth and beautiful one with the Mpion Pimple Player. It allows you to bombard your pores with ions that purportedly flush out bacteria, makeup, and other evils that lurk in your skin... and it's also a 128MB MP3 player, for reasons that are unclear. Possibly just to drive up the price of the gadget. Which is about £90. [Camille]