Yes, International Talk Like A Pirate Day was two days ago. But today, I have donned a waistcoat, and it seems to have inspired a whole fresh wave of seafaring feelings. So, don your eye patch, grab that parrot, and find yourself a quiet patch of lake.
This ship comes with billowing sails, cannons, rigging and a Jolly Roger, although I'm not entirely sure exactly what that last one is. It's powered by 4 AA batteries, which make it sail across the duck pond, striking fear into the hearts of all who cross it. Arha me 'earties. Or something.
Product page: £34 from (the wonderfully named) Shiny Shack
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A Jolly Roger is a name given to a pirate flag. Normally the skull and crossbones.
Aharrrr.