There's nothing like an incomprehensible timepiece from TokyoFlash to brighten up your day. We present the TokyoFlash Morse Code Watch, which is frankly unusually unreadable even for those fellas. You can either listen to the dot-dash-dot via a tiny built-in speaker, read the dot-dash-dot on its red LEDs, or, if defeated, you can switch it over to depict the time in standard Roman numerals like you could get on literally any cheap digital watch from the meanest high street shops. Goofily beautiful and covet-inducing, £59.95. [Camille]
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