Toasters have an electric source, right? This toast stamp is designed to be used in conjunction with a toaster, right? Therefore, this counts as totally, utterly relevant to Shiny Shiny. Plus the fact it's International Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th September and I'm prepping you.
So, this "gadget" gets pressed down into your bread before you stick it in the toaster. This imparts little tiny pirates into the bread that, once in the toaster, lie down and shield certain bits of the bread from the heat*. The result? A beautiful pirate imprint on your morning snack. Magic, and certainly relevant to this site. Who's a pretty polly?
Product page: $2.99 from Perpetual Kid
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*That may not be what happens in real, actual life
Hahaha Talk Like A Pirate Day is my birthday! I feel pirate-y already :)